If you're bored at work, you should really try getting a different
job, or at least making your current job more interesting, otherwise,
when you die, your tombstone will just say "he was dead bored
and now he's bored dead", which is no way to be remembered.
Alternatively, try telling your boss that your career is stagnant
and while you have found a good night life by adjusting your sleeping
patterns, you feel your career might be better served by taking
on something more challenging than building the biggest elastic
band pile the office has ever seen.
Contrary to popular belief, telling your boss that your job does
not stretch you enough will actually aid your chances of promotion,
as your boss, if you keep nagging them, will get the message that
you are capable of more.
Ah... forget it
Play a game
Watch a cartoon