| Feed The Pig [url moved] | feed the pig until it explodes - but beware certain foods which contain toxins - in which case the pig will be sick first. |
| 7/10 |       | 608k |
| Fishy Business | catch fish. avoid other seafood. you can have fun with it, but not for too long |
| 6/10 | | 115k |
| Juan | what phrase does the picture suggest? |
| 8/10 |  | 330k |
| Prison Break | round up escaped prisoners by clicking thier numbers. a bit tricky, as the target is very small. |
| 7/10 |  | 1427k |
| Make Em Sleep [url moved] | make all 9 babies sleep by clicking on them. |
| 6/10 |  | 44k |
| Mimi La Mouche | mimi the fly. swat a fly while trying not to trash the kitchen. |
| 7/10 | | 416k |
| Splat The Mp | inevitable- the internet moves quickly.- so does john prescott |
| 6/10 | | 187k |
| Alpine Escape | escape from the hun and save the fallen maidens. a bit too easy to stay alive, but there are lots of nice touches to make it worth while. |
| 7/10 | | 284k |
| Soccer | recurring nightmare of a football game. it's always the same, but nothing seems to be effective. demonic background screaches add to the somehow macabre atmosphere |
| 5/10 |   | 150k |
| Fryday | hangman, but bought right up to date with an electric chair. a bit more graphic than you might be used to. |
| 7/10 |   | 478k |
| Poop Eater [url moved] | help the dog eat poop in the garden. not as much fun as it sounds. |
| 5/10 | | 124k |
| Lickety Splat [url moved] | you're a frog catching flies with your tongue. it's nice to see a game using the old plots in a down to earth way, rather than casting the player as a paranoid saviour of the universe. |
| 6/10 | | 53k |
| Spank-man | pac man as a monkey. for anyone under 21, pacman was an arcade classic; before there were gameboys, people used to take pacman with them wherever they went. looks dated, but still fun. |
| 5/10 |  | 433k |
| Penguin Plunge [url moved] | free the penguins, by shoving them down a big slope, and bouncing them off the ski poles on the way. it might sound cruel, but remember, you are freeing them, so it's for thier own good. |
| 7/10 | | 195k |
| Angry Kid Choir Boy Game [url moved] | like simon, the 80's memory game with the flashing lights. repeat the combination of choirboy chants. free registration required. |
| 7/10 |  | 907k |
| Frosties Stripe Hq | three games - a memory test, a punching range and a maze. the idea is that you can help protect the secret recipe from dr cheetah, who presumably runs a rival breakfast cereal company. free registration required. (and the secret button to start is the umb |
| 7/10 |  | 1050k |
| Polly Wants [url moved] | polly, the kleptomaniac parrot, steals stuff while the owner is watching tv. funny game, bristling with nice touches. |
| 7/10 | | 295k |
| Turd Pong | pong with the bonus that the ball is brown and the bats are dogs. |
| 6/10 | | 286k |
| Easter Tic Tac Toe | noughts and crosses, except with bunnies and eggs. play against the computer. |
| 6/10 | | 57k |
| Baseball [url moved] | snoopy hits, charlie brown throws in this simple baseball game. worth it more for the humour than the sport. |
| 7/10 |  | 50k |
| Fire Bad | prevent james (from metallica) catching fire by squirting the fires before they spread. |
| 6/10 | | 690k |
| Super Fly | fly about, eat poo, and generally live the life of a fly. controls are tricky and action is slow |
| 5/10 | | 220k |
| We All Like The Beach | race to the beach before sunset. but just like any friday before a bank holiday, the roads are crowded. |
| 7/10 |   | 332k |
| Spank The Monkey 2 | monkeys are attacking your trailer. shoot them to stop the madness. |
| 6/10 | | 455k |
| Super Splash | splash the lifeguard in order to try and pull her. |
| 5/10 | | 317k |
| Pink Slip Panic | downsize your flagging dot com by firing pink slips at your employees. |
| 7/10 | | 398k |
| Kridders | memory game. follow the sequence; this time with animal noises. |
| 6/10 |  | 184k |
| Cheeky Invaders | space invaders, except you throw bananas at monkeys. when they eat too many bananas, they explode through obesity. |
| 8/10 | | 125k |
| Dizzy Kong In Monkey Plunge [url moved] | help dizzy kong, the overgrown ape with vertigo, to climb to the top of the tower. i'm not sure what he'll do when he's up there - such is the futility of ambition. |
| 7/10 |  | 749k |
| Magic Monkeys | another version of the old card game where you have to turn over two cards the same, but this time they are drunken monkeys. |
| 6/10 |  | 101k |
| Psychobabble | magnetic fridge poetry with other players over the net. vote whose effort was the best. choose between rooms where profanities are allowed or not. free registration required. |
| 6/10 |  | 282k |
| El Presidente [url moved] | lead your candidate to the white house by making all the right political decisions. personally, i'm disgusted; it makes the fine institution of democracy look like a multiple choice poplularity contest. |
| 6/10 | | 553k |
| Ultimate Dodgeball | throw a ball at each other. if you throw it hard enough your opponent breaks into pieces. |
| 5/10 | | 199k |
| Attack Of The Killer Penguins [url moved] | aim a gun, shoot some malicious penguins that are falling from space. why penguins? why space? why not? |
| 6/10 | | 76k |
| Mammary Memory | find matching pairs under lulu's t-shirt (!). funny twist on an old favourite |
| 6/10 | | 356k |
| Christina Aguillera Skeet Shoot | throw pictures of christina in the air and shoot them |
| 6/10 | | 67k |
| Midget Ninja [url moved] | cut the fly in half with your samurai sword. a bit trickey, but hey - what did you expect? |
| 5/10 | | 454k |
| Break For The Border | you play the part of a chopper riding monkey called cheeky, driving for the border, outrunning the police and avoiding trucks. |
| 8/10 | | 156k |
| The She Male Shell Game [url moved] | keep your eye on the ball... an original twist on the old fairground con game |
| 7/10 | | 579k |
| Virtual Dentist [url moved] | dentist game, fix teeth before they rot. extra points for causing a lot of pain, but if you're excesssive your patient will pass out and not pay you. |
| 6/10 | | 397k |
| Escape From The Dirty, Shameful Robot | call the robot a pervert before he gets too close, otherwise your innocence will be shattered. great concept for a shoot em up, but not so well executed. |
| 5/10 | | 49k |
| Ancient Boy [url moved] | as we all know, cavemen ate by throwing bones at eggs. breakout with a twist |
| 6/10 | | 51k |
| Gas Attack | save the universe: destroy evil robots with your farts |
| 6/10 |   | 578k |
| Dragnutz [url moved] | shooting range game. great characters to shoot and not shoot. but game play misses the mark slightly. |
| 5/10 | | 492k |
| Junkie Monkey | i suppose he made it to mexico (the monkey from break for the border) and blew his loot on hard drugs. preserve your sanity by shooting at hallucinations and spiders. |
| 8/10 | | 157k |
| Mailbox Baseball | ah the good ol' days. drive along in your convertible and whack mail boxes with your baseball bat. |
| 7/10 | | 125k |
| Gopher War | shoot gophers to keep the golf course looking good. |
| 6/10 | | 297k |
| Stunt Guy Sphen [url moved] | get your speed just right, pull a wheelie at the right moment and jump over some busses on a motorbike. |
| 6/10 | | 217k |
| Meat Shooting | shoot meat that gets thrown in the air. |
| 5/10 | | 336k |
| The Lucky Leprechaun | jigsaw puzzle. easier than the real thing because all the pieces are up the right way to begin with - yet harder because you can't force them into the wrong place. |
| 6/10 | | 304k |
| Snowball Shivers | a bus full of school girls has become stranded in tibet. you have to save them by throwing snowballs at the abominable snowman. |
| 8/10 | | 276k |
| Sewer Surf | you're a rat surfing through the sewers on a turd, dodging puke, stools and cans, but collecting sweets. |
| 7/10 | | 119k |
| Sportsmatch [url moved] | word game for kids, drop words into a grid. a bit like a crossword puzzle, but without the clues. charlie brown looks on. |
| 4/10 | | 21k |
| Dr Snoozleberg | pull levers, move things, etc. to keep the sleep walking dr snoozleberg alive. good, original, addictive fun with great artwork. |
| 9/10 |  | 1222k |
| The Patrick Swayze Flight Simulator [url moved] | be patrick swayze. have a few beers, and then try to land your cessna on patrick's movie sets. very difficult. |
| 6/10 |  | 554k |
| Spank The Monkey 3 | shoot flying monkeys which are attacking you. |
| 5/10 | | 636k |
| Brown Air Force | help recycle dog dodge the toilet paper. another classic given more life with extratainment's unique brand of humour. |
| 5/10 | | 276k |
| Detonator | diffuse bombs. i found it impossible as he moves too slow. but it looked like a polished game and maybe i just haven't got what it takes. |
| 5/10 | | 821k |
| Catch A Taxi | i made this one myself, so if you think the score's inflated, that'll be why. shoot taxi's to get the queue in front of you in a cab, before you can get a taxi yourself and go home. good fun, but the music really sucks; it always did. |
| 8/10 | | 125k |
| Pick A Pair | another version of the old card game where you have to turn over two cards the same, but set in a tv game show. |
| 6/10 | | 337k |
| Water Balloon Drop | drop water bombs on passers by. |
| 7/10 | | 1064k |
| Family Food Fight [url moved] | novel shoot em up, involving throwing food at your family. if only christmas dinners were really like this. |
| 7/10 | | 146k |
| Fruitcake Of Doom [url moved] | catch your christmas dinner, but beware the fruitcake of doom! |
| 7/10 | | 214k |
| Help Santa [url moved] | give kids their presents before they have a tantrum. cute characters. |
| 5/10 | | 151k |
| Xmas Eve Panic [url moved] | seasonal platform game - try to escape from the office, rescuing co-workers as you go. |
| 7/10 | | 116k |
| Seimens Shoot It Game | Shooting game with an original concept: shoot pictures of wierd stuff on the beach. Fun. |
| 7/10 | | 0k |
| Cosmic Encounter Online | Original strategy game with massively complex rules. One novel feature is that it allows you to play against real aliens. See they do exist. So there. |
| 8/10 | | 0k |
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