| Feed The Pig [url moved] | feed the pig until it explodes - but beware certain foods which contain toxins - in which case the pig will be sick first. |
| 7/10 |       | 608k |
| Battle Zone [url moved] | old atari classic. shoot tanks and ufo's before they shoot you. thousands of pop-ups to shut, too, just to get you in the shoot-em-up mood. if you don't want to register, just click the guest button. |
| 6/10 |     | 410k |
| Fishy Business | catch fish. avoid other seafood. you can have fun with it, but not for too long |
| 6/10 | | 115k |
| The Calcifier | loose film tie in with fatal error. like mine hunt - the one that comes free with windows, but better presentation |
| 5/10 |   | 250k |
| Juan | what phrase does the picture suggest? |
| 8/10 |  | 330k |
| Prison Break | round up escaped prisoners by clicking thier numbers. a bit tricky, as the target is very small. |
| 7/10 | | 1427k |
| Bananalotto | lottery game where you can win a million pounds, or ten million french francs, as you prefer. free to enter as it's paid for by advertising. |
| 6/10 |   | 128k |
| Make Em Sleep [url moved] | make all 9 babies sleep by clicking on them. |
| 6/10 |  | 44k |
| Mimi La Mouche | mimi the fly. swat a fly while trying not to trash the kitchen. |
| 7/10 | | 416k |
| Solitaire Master [url moved] | before people had computers, they played with cards to amuse themselves. before we had the web, we had windows solitaire. and now we have web solitaire. why? |
| 5/10 |  | 252k |
| Crosswords | the definitive crossword puzzle site. win prizes, make your own, or just play for fun |
| 9/10 |   | 125k |
| Splat The Mp | inevitable- the internet moves quickly.- so does john prescott |
| 6/10 | | 187k |
| Alpine Escape | escape from the hun and save the fallen maidens. a bit too easy to stay alive, but there are lots of nice touches to make it worth while. |
| 7/10 | | 284k |
| 2d Knockout | boxing game. frustrating gameplay, as your player rarely responds to instructions. |
| 5/10 |   | 841k |
| Soccer | recurring nightmare of a football game. it's always the same, but nothing seems to be effective. demonic background screaches add to the somehow macabre atmosphere |
| 5/10 | | 150k |
| 1 On 1 Extreme [url moved] | pong lamely disguised as football, or tennis, or indoor football. but it is still pong. |
| 5/10 | | 156k |
| Sodaplay | cyber lego. make critters with muscles, wieghts and springs. you can then play with them. they even break if you play too violently. a work of genius. |
| 10/10 |   | 62k |
| Astroids Deluxe [url moved] | shoot asteroids, but then of course, they break into smaller asteroids, so it's even harder to avoid them. if you don't want to register, just click the guest button. |
| 6/10 | | 400k |
| Fryday | hangman, but bought right up to date with an electric chair. a bit more graphic than you might be used to. |
| 7/10 |  | 478k |
| Poop Eater [url moved] | help the dog eat poop in the garden. not as much fun as it sounds. |
| 5/10 | | 124k |
| Lickety Splat [url moved] | you're a frog catching flies with your tongue. it's nice to see a game using the old plots in a down to earth way, rather than casting the player as a paranoid saviour of the universe. |
| 6/10 | | 53k |
| Spank-man | pac man as a monkey. for anyone under 21, pacman was an arcade classic; before there were gameboys, people used to take pacman with them wherever they went. looks dated, but still fun. |
| 5/10 | | 433k |
| Hostage Crisis [url moved] | shoot terrorists, save hostages, you hero, you. it's a bit too slow and fiddly to be worth the effort though. if you want my advice, just pay the ransom and get on with something else. |
| 3/10 | | 93k |
| Penguin Plunge [url moved] | free the penguins, by shoving them down a big slope, and bouncing them off the ski poles on the way. it might sound cruel, but remember, you are freeing them, so it's for thier own good. |
| 7/10 | | 195k |
| Angry Kid Choir Boy Game [url moved] | like simon, the 80's memory game with the flashing lights. repeat the combination of choirboy chants. free registration required. |
| 7/10 |  | 907k |
| Frosties Stripe Hq | three games - a memory test, a punching range and a maze. the idea is that you can help protect the secret recipe from dr cheetah, who presumably runs a rival breakfast cereal company. free registration required. (and the secret button to start is the umb |
| 7/10 |  | 1050k |
| Polly Wants [url moved] | polly, the kleptomaniac parrot, steals stuff while the owner is watching tv. funny game, bristling with nice touches. |
| 7/10 | | 295k |
| L A Stevenson [url moved] | rocket pack propelled indianna jones. fly about collecting/ stealing amazon treasures while avoiding jungle hazards. |
| 6/10 |  | 420k |
| Turd Pong | pong with the bonus that the ball is brown and the bats are dogs. |
| 6/10 | | 286k |
| Fortean Claims | investigate a paranormal insurance claim |
| 7/10 |  | 1145k |
| These 3 Guys | bodily function version of the old remember the sequence game. |
| 7/10 |   | 291k |
| Kung-fu Quest [url moved] | martial arts game, complete with mystical pipe music. wonder about bashing people until you get your girlfriend back. it's a bit too easy to kill them though. |
| 6/10 |  | 967k |
| Easter Tic Tac Toe | noughts and crosses, except with bunnies and eggs. play against the computer. |
| 6/10 | | 57k |
| Baseball [url moved] | snoopy hits, charlie brown throws in this simple baseball game. worth it more for the humour than the sport. |
| 7/10 |  | 50k |
| Alchemy | a thinking man's tetris, but without the reflex element. addictive. |
| 8/10 | | 193k |
| Fire Bad | prevent james (from metallica) catching fire by squirting the fires before they spread. |
| 6/10 | | 690k |
| How To Hunt Small Game [url moved] | practise shooting at cats in your back garden. |
| 6/10 | | 551k |
| Super Fly | fly about, eat poo, and generally live the life of a fly. controls are tricky and action is slow |
| 5/10 | | 220k |
| We All Like The Beach | race to the beach before sunset. but just like any friday before a bank holiday, the roads are crowded. |
| 7/10 |  | 332k |
| Spank The Monkey 2 | monkeys are attacking your trailer. shoot them to stop the madness. |
| 6/10 | | 455k |
| Atomica | nuclear physics game: make atoms into molecules. no, wait! come back! put balls of the same colour next to each other. |
| 6/10 | | 326k |
| Super Splash | splash the lifeguard in order to try and pull her. |
| 5/10 | | 317k |
| Gopher Bash [url moved] | hit gophers on the head when they pop up in your garden. looks dated. |
| 4/10 | | 72k |
| 3 Hole Challenge | golf simulator. not really for people who don't play golf, as it's rather complicated; you have to choose the right club, etc, as well as slogging it in the right direction. |
| 7/10 | | 255k |
| Cherry Bomber | chuck cherry bombs at your friends. |
| 6/10 | | 140k |
| Pink Slip Panic | downsize your flagging dot com by firing pink slips at your employees. |
| 7/10 | | 398k |
| Kridders | memory game. follow the sequence; this time with animal noises. |
| 6/10 | | 184k |
| Shuffle Puzzle [url moved] | i don't think this one needs any explanation. as you'd expect from stan lee, the pictures are good, and if you're in a certain mood, you can have a lot of fun rearranging them so they look funny. you get it as a loading game with every stan lee cartoon. |
| 6/10 | | 70k |
| Symbolic Link | draw lines across similar symbols to link them up. not really challenging enough. |
| 5/10 | | 77k |
| Excelsior 1 [url moved] | the names get worse, but the games remain the same. remember the one where you land the space ship? well here it is again. |
| 4/10 | | 29k |
| Cheeky Invaders | space invaders, except you throw bananas at monkeys. when they eat too many bananas, they explode through obesity. |
| 8/10 | | 125k |
| Shocked | answer trivia questions; if you get them right, you can fry your prisoner a little. i have to say, i don't think playing this sort of thing is good for you. |
| 4/10 | | 333k |
| Dizzy Kong In Monkey Plunge [url moved] | help dizzy kong, the overgrown ape with vertigo, to climb to the top of the tower. i'm not sure what he'll do when he's up there - such is the futility of ambition. |
| 7/10 | | 749k |
| Oxblood Smash [url moved] | curious lack of oxblood, but plenty of smashing. throw rocks at some big yellow birds to kill them. good fun. |
| 7/10 | | 656k |
| Magic Monkeys | another version of the old card game where you have to turn over two cards the same, but this time they are drunken monkeys. |
| 6/10 | | 101k |
| El Presidente [url moved] | lead your candidate to the white house by making all the right political decisions. personally, i'm disgusted; it makes the fine institution of democracy look like a multiple choice poplularity contest. |
| 6/10 | | 553k |
| Ultimate Dodgeball | throw a ball at each other. if you throw it hard enough your opponent breaks into pieces. |
| 5/10 | | 199k |
| Diamond Mine | also known as bejeweled. swap gems to get three in a line |
| 7/10 | | 200k |
| Attack Of The Killer Penguins [url moved] | aim a gun, shoot some malicious penguins that are falling from space. why penguins? why space? why not? |
| 6/10 | | 76k |
| Mammary Memory | find matching pairs under lulu's t-shirt (!). funny twist on an old favourite |
| 6/10 | | 356k |
| Christina Aguillera Skeet Shoot | throw pictures of christina in the air and shoot them |
| 6/10 | | 67k |
| Horse Race [url moved] | another classic retrieved from the scrap heap for the web. bet on a horse and watch it win, or loose. |
| 5/10 | | 98k |
| Midget Ninja [url moved] | cut the fly in half with your samurai sword. a bit trickey, but hey - what did you expect? |
| 5/10 | | 454k |
| Pong [url moved] | it's that famous old tennis game with two lines for players and a ball that scoots between them. the original changed the world of entertainment, but this one's not going to change it back. |
| 4/10 | | 37k |
| Break For The Border | you play the part of a chopper riding monkey called cheeky, driving for the border, outrunning the police and avoiding trucks. |
| 8/10 | | 156k |
| The She Male Shell Game [url moved] | keep your eye on the ball... an original twist on the old fairground con game |
| 7/10 | | 579k |
| Virtual Dentist [url moved] | dentist game, fix teeth before they rot. extra points for causing a lot of pain, but if you're excesssive your patient will pass out and not pay you. |
| 6/10 | | 397k |
| Escape From The Dirty, Shameful Robot | call the robot a pervert before he gets too close, otherwise your innocence will be shattered. great concept for a shoot em up, but not so well executed. |
| 5/10 | | 49k |
| Shoot The Singer [url moved] | shoot the singer; what could be easier. |
| 4/10 | | 75k |
| Seven Seas | strategy on the seven seas. sink pirate ships. don't let them sink you. you have time to plan each move. |
| 7/10 | | 237k |
| Ancient Boy [url moved] | as we all know, cavemen ate by throwing bones at eggs. breakout with a twist |
| 6/10 | | 51k |
| Gas Attack | save the universe: destroy evil robots with your farts |
| 6/10 |  | 578k |
| Pearls Before Swine | pick pearls from the man's hand. whoever picks the last one is the loser. |
| 6/10 | | 161k |
| Dragnutz [url moved] | shooting range game. great characters to shoot and not shoot. but game play misses the mark slightly. |
| 5/10 | | 492k |
| Virus Patrol | drive through a maze to kill a virus. film tie in with fatal error. |
| 4/10 | | 461k |
| Junkie Monkey | i suppose he made it to mexico (the monkey from break for the border) and blew his loot on hard drugs. preserve your sanity by shooting at hallucinations and spiders. |
| 8/10 | | 157k |
| Mailbox Baseball | ah the good ol' days. drive along in your convertible and whack mail boxes with your baseball bat. |
| 7/10 | | 125k |
| Gopher War | shoot gophers to keep the golf course looking good. |
| 6/10 | | 297k |
| Accusers Revenge [url moved] | walk around shooting at things, while avoiding getting shot yourself. only in america... |
| 6/10 | | 543k |
| Stunt Guy Sphen [url moved] | get your speed just right, pull a wheelie at the right moment and jump over some busses on a motorbike. |
| 6/10 | | 217k |
| Meat Shooting | shoot meat that gets thrown in the air. |
| 5/10 | | 336k |
| Sherrif Hippo's Shoot Em Up | save your bullets for the real bad guys, perhaps in another game... |
| 4/10 | | 192k |
| Tail Gunner [url moved] | shoot some pretty coloured planes in 3D. fun and addictive |
| 7/10 | | 131k |
| The Lucky Leprechaun | jigsaw puzzle. easier than the real thing because all the pieces are up the right way to begin with - yet harder because you can't force them into the wrong place. |
| 6/10 | | 304k |
| Snowball Shivers | a bus full of school girls has become stranded in tibet. you have to save them by throwing snowballs at the abominable snowman. |
| 8/10 | | 276k |
| Sewer Surf | you're a rat surfing through the sewers on a turd, dodging puke, stools and cans, but collecting sweets. |
| 7/10 | | 119k |
| Millennium Bash | fighting game with unusual contestants. |
| 6/10 | | 221k |
| Destroids [url moved] | asteroids - the old arcade smash where you glide around shooting at boulders, which become smaller boulders and then disappear. not really with anything new added, but still a good crack. |
| 6/10 | | 121k |
| Blender | shuffle puzzle. swap the pieces to complete the picture. |
| 5/10 | | 74k |
| Krogbreaker [url moved] | breakout with krogs. what a krog is is never explained. |
| 5/10 | | 41k |
| Sportsmatch [url moved] | word game for kids, drop words into a grid. a bit like a crossword puzzle, but without the clues. charlie brown looks on. |
| 4/10 | | 21k |
| Shoot The Boss [url moved] | make a body from a kit of parts and then shoot it as it moves around the office. |
| 7/10 | | 135k |
| Dr Snoozleberg | pull levers, move things, etc. to keep the sleep walking dr snoozleberg alive. good, original, addictive fun with great artwork. |
| 9/10 |  | 1222k |
| The Patrick Swayze Flight Simulator [url moved] | be patrick swayze. have a few beers, and then try to land your cessna on patrick's movie sets. very difficult. |
| 6/10 |  | 554k |
| Spank The Monkey 3 | shoot flying monkeys which are attacking you. |
| 5/10 | | 636k |
| Punch Da Leprechaun [url moved] | have a fight, in a pub, with a drunken irishman. in art as in life... first person perspective boxing game. |
| 5/10 | | 203k |
| Whipsaw Fighter [url moved] | a fighting game where you pick your moves in advance, from a palette of 3, and then sit back and watch what happens. don't try this in the pub. or on the internet for that matter, it sucks. |
| 3/10 | | 65k |
| Brown Air Force | help recycle dog dodge the toilet paper. another classic given more life with extratainment's unique brand of humour. |
| 5/10 | | 276k |
| Memory Game [url moved] | this is a super hero face version of the card game 'fish', where you turn over two cards at a time to try and get two the same. |
| 4/10 | | 53k |
| Short Circuit [url moved] | race a car around a computer circuit board. controlling the car takes some practice |
| 5/10 | | 158k |
| Shooting Star [url moved] | word search with astronomical theme. better on paper. |
| 4/10 | | 28k |
| Crossword - Msn | different levels of crosswords for your intellectual delight. |
| 6/10 | | 100k |
| Detonator | diffuse bombs. i found it impossible as he moves too slow. but it looked like a polished game and maybe i just haven't got what it takes. |
| 5/10 | | 821k |
| Falling Stars [url moved] | shoot falling stars (alas, the celestial kind) and make a wish. the copyright date on this one is 1996, which for a web based game is amazingly old. |
| 4/10 | | 39k |
| Catch A Taxi | i made this one myself, so if you think the score's inflated, that'll be why. shoot taxi's to get the queue in front of you in a cab, before you can get a taxi yourself and go home. good fun, but the music really sucks; it always did. |
| 8/10 | | 125k |
| Blackjack - Msn | black jack, pontoon, twenty one. whatever you call it, you know it. here it is. |
| 6/10 | | 194k |
| Pick A Pair | another version of the old card game where you have to turn over two cards the same, but set in a tv game show. |
| 6/10 | | 337k |
| 7th Portal [url moved] | align things and hit them. as a way to save the universe, it's unexpected. there is a long winded explanation, but i couldn't follow it. best just trust stan that what we're doing here is important. |
| 6/10 | | 316k |
| Ufo Attack [url moved] | shoot flying saucers before they land. |
| 5/10 | | 122k |
| City Centre [url moved] | spot the odd letter out - kids' word game, with linus there to motivate them. |
| 4/10 | | 27k |
| Action Fighter | the old arcade favourite. assault a friend or pick on a computer. punch and kick each other until one of you dies. in my view the files take much longer to download than you'd expect for the relative simplicity of game play. |
| 8/10 | | 987k |
| Drifter Racer [url moved] | drift a bit. race a bit. whiz around the track against some computer controlled cars. the controls aren't mentioned anywhere; use the arrow keys and the shift key for nitro. how you get out of the practice session remains a mystery. anyone? |
| 6/10 | | 472k |
| Bap [url moved] | breakout. the old game where you control a bat and use it to hit a ball and smash bricks in a wall. |
| 5/10 | | 123k |
| Double Trouble | quick fire puzzle game. click identical squares, as fast as you can. |
| 5/10 | | 192k |
| Drifter Decoder [url moved] | it's amazing what technological advances there have been since the seventies. computer games have evolved from being plastic boxes with flashing light sequences to remember, to drawings of plastic boxes with flashing light sequences to remember. the origi |
| 4/10 | | 39k |
| Monty [url moved] | gamble your way out of poverty. try and raise enough money for yourbut ride home by gambling with shady characters from around the city. |
| 6/10 | | 630k |
| Pong Attack [url moved] | pong. hit a moving thing with a sliding thing. |
| 5/10 | | 200k |
| Block Madness [url moved] | tetris copy. a bit too fast from the begining to allow you the chance to get into it. |
| 6/10 | | 232k |
| Match It [url moved] | pair up the different horse pictures so that they match. with loading pong. |
| 5/10 | | 185k |
| Centipede [url moved] | shoot things. avoid things. if you don't want to register, just click the guest button. |
| 6/10 | | 390k |
| Guantlet | the arcade classic - shoot ghosts, collect treasure, and get through the maze. runs a bit slow when there are too many ghosts. the music gets incredibly annoying after the first ten seconds. |
| 6/10 | | 155k |
| Water Balloon Drop | drop water bombs on passers by. |
| 7/10 | | 1064k |
| Agent K | shooting range simulation. |
| 4/10 | | 424k |
| Air Hockey | like pong but faster and more exciting |
| 6/10 | | 98k |
| Air Combata [url moved] | flight simulator - a bit too slow on your average pc. |
| 6/10 | | 1085k |
| Family Food Fight [url moved] | novel shoot em up, involving throwing food at your family. if only christmas dinners were really like this. |
| 7/10 | | 146k |
| Fruitcake Of Doom [url moved] | catch your christmas dinner, but beware the fruitcake of doom! |
| 7/10 | | 214k |
| Help Santa [url moved] | give kids their presents before they have a tantrum. cute characters. |
| 5/10 | | 151k |
| Xmas Eve Panic [url moved] | seasonal platform game - try to escape from the office, rescuing co-workers as you go. |
| 7/10 | | 116k |
| The BT Betterworld Better Business Game | Run a large multinational corporation in such a way as to try and please all the people all the time. Takes the form of multiple choice questions. |
| 7/10 | | 130k |
| Picture Sudoku | Sudoku with pictures - add it free to your site |
| 10/10 | | 20k |
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