| Feed The Pig [url moved] | feed the pig until it explodes - but beware certain foods which contain toxins - in which case the pig will be sick first. |
| 7/10 |       | 608k |
| Battle Zone [url moved] | old atari classic. shoot tanks and ufo's before they shoot you. thousands of pop-ups to shut, too, just to get you in the shoot-em-up mood. if you don't want to register, just click the guest button. |
| 6/10 |     | 410k |
| Fishy Business | catch fish. avoid other seafood. you can have fun with it, but not for too long |
| 6/10 | | 115k |
| The Calcifier | loose film tie in with fatal error. like mine hunt - the one that comes free with windows, but better presentation |
| 5/10 |   | 250k |
| Prison Break | round up escaped prisoners by clicking thier numbers. a bit tricky, as the target is very small. |
| 7/10 | | 1427k |
| Make Em Sleep [url moved] | make all 9 babies sleep by clicking on them. |
| 6/10 |  | 44k |
| Mimi La Mouche | mimi the fly. swat a fly while trying not to trash the kitchen. |
| 7/10 | | 416k |
| Splat The Mp | inevitable- the internet moves quickly.- so does john prescott |
| 6/10 | | 187k |
| Alpine Escape | escape from the hun and save the fallen maidens. a bit too easy to stay alive, but there are lots of nice touches to make it worth while. |
| 7/10 | | 284k |
| 2d Knockout | boxing game. frustrating gameplay, as your player rarely responds to instructions. |
| 5/10 |   | 841k |
| 1 On 1 Extreme [url moved] | pong lamely disguised as football, or tennis, or indoor football. but it is still pong. |
| 5/10 | | 156k |
| Astroids Deluxe [url moved] | shoot asteroids, but then of course, they break into smaller asteroids, so it's even harder to avoid them. if you don't want to register, just click the guest button. |
| 6/10 | | 400k |
| Poop Eater [url moved] | help the dog eat poop in the garden. not as much fun as it sounds. |
| 5/10 |  | 124k |
| Lickety Splat [url moved] | you're a frog catching flies with your tongue. it's nice to see a game using the old plots in a down to earth way, rather than casting the player as a paranoid saviour of the universe. |
| 6/10 | | 53k |
| Spank-man | pac man as a monkey. for anyone under 21, pacman was an arcade classic; before there were gameboys, people used to take pacman with them wherever they went. looks dated, but still fun. |
| 5/10 | | 433k |
| Hostage Crisis [url moved] | shoot terrorists, save hostages, you hero, you. it's a bit too slow and fiddly to be worth the effort though. if you want my advice, just pay the ransom and get on with something else. |
| 3/10 | | 93k |
| Frosties Stripe Hq | three games - a memory test, a punching range and a maze. the idea is that you can help protect the secret recipe from dr cheetah, who presumably runs a rival breakfast cereal company. free registration required. (and the secret button to start is the umb |
| 7/10 |   | 1050k |
| L A Stevenson [url moved] | rocket pack propelled indianna jones. fly about collecting/ stealing amazon treasures while avoiding jungle hazards. |
| 6/10 |  | 420k |
| Turd Pong | pong with the bonus that the ball is brown and the bats are dogs. |
| 6/10 | | 286k |
| Baseball [url moved] | snoopy hits, charlie brown throws in this simple baseball game. worth it more for the humour than the sport. |
| 7/10 |  | 50k |
| Fire Bad | prevent james (from metallica) catching fire by squirting the fires before they spread. |
| 6/10 | | 690k |
| How To Hunt Small Game [url moved] | practise shooting at cats in your back garden. |
| 6/10 |  | 551k |
| Broomsticks [url moved] | fly around on a broomstick, trying to get a ball in a hoop. share your keyboard, or play against the computer. |
| 4/10 |  | 73k |
| We All Like The Beach | race to the beach before sunset. but just like any friday before a bank holiday, the roads are crowded. |
| 7/10 |  | 332k |
| Spank The Monkey 2 | monkeys are attacking your trailer. shoot them to stop the madness. |
| 6/10 | | 455k |
| Gopher Bash [url moved] | hit gophers on the head when they pop up in your garden. looks dated. |
| 4/10 | | 72k |
| Cherry Bomber | chuck cherry bombs at your friends. |
| 6/10 | | 140k |
| Excelsior 1 [url moved] | the names get worse, but the games remain the same. remember the one where you land the space ship? well here it is again. |
| 4/10 | | 29k |
| Cheeky Invaders | space invaders, except you throw bananas at monkeys. when they eat too many bananas, they explode through obesity. |
| 8/10 | | 125k |
| Shocked | answer trivia questions; if you get them right, you can fry your prisoner a little. i have to say, i don't think playing this sort of thing is good for you. |
| 4/10 | | 333k |
| Dizzy Kong In Monkey Plunge [url moved] | help dizzy kong, the overgrown ape with vertigo, to climb to the top of the tower. i'm not sure what he'll do when he's up there - such is the futility of ambition. |
| 7/10 |  | 749k |
| Oxblood Smash [url moved] | curious lack of oxblood, but plenty of smashing. throw rocks at some big yellow birds to kill them. good fun. |
| 7/10 | | 656k |
| Ultimate Dodgeball | throw a ball at each other. if you throw it hard enough your opponent breaks into pieces. |
| 5/10 | | 199k |
| Attack Of The Killer Penguins [url moved] | aim a gun, shoot some malicious penguins that are falling from space. why penguins? why space? why not? |
| 6/10 | | 76k |
| Christina Aguillera Skeet Shoot | throw pictures of christina in the air and shoot them |
| 6/10 | | 67k |
| Midget Ninja [url moved] | cut the fly in half with your samurai sword. a bit trickey, but hey - what did you expect? |
| 5/10 | | 454k |
| Pong [url moved] | it's that famous old tennis game with two lines for players and a ball that scoots between them. the original changed the world of entertainment, but this one's not going to change it back. |
| 4/10 | | 37k |
| Break For The Border | you play the part of a chopper riding monkey called cheeky, driving for the border, outrunning the police and avoiding trucks. |
| 8/10 | | 156k |
| Rockem Sockem Rabbis | fighting game with rabbis. great characters. one or two players |
| 7/10 |  | 279k |
| Escape From The Dirty, Shameful Robot | call the robot a pervert before he gets too close, otherwise your innocence will be shattered. great concept for a shoot em up, but not so well executed. |
| 5/10 | | 49k |
| Ancient Boy [url moved] | as we all know, cavemen ate by throwing bones at eggs. breakout with a twist |
| 6/10 | | 51k |
| Gas Attack | save the universe: destroy evil robots with your farts |
| 6/10 |  | 578k |
| Le Tibi | fighting game for two players sharing a keyboard. characters are good, but the game play lacks sparkle |
| 5/10 | | 145k |
| Dragnutz [url moved] | shooting range game. great characters to shoot and not shoot. but game play misses the mark slightly. |
| 5/10 | | 492k |
| Virus Patrol | drive through a maze to kill a virus. film tie in with fatal error. |
| 4/10 | | 461k |
| Junkie Monkey | i suppose he made it to mexico (the monkey from break for the border) and blew his loot on hard drugs. preserve your sanity by shooting at hallucinations and spiders. |
| 8/10 | | 157k |
| Mailbox Baseball | ah the good ol' days. drive along in your convertible and whack mail boxes with your baseball bat. |
| 7/10 | | 125k |
| Gopher War | shoot gophers to keep the golf course looking good. |
| 6/10 | | 297k |
| Accusers Revenge [url moved] | walk around shooting at things, while avoiding getting shot yourself. only in america... |
| 6/10 | | 543k |
| Meat Shooting | shoot meat that gets thrown in the air. |
| 5/10 | | 336k |
| Sherrif Hippo's Shoot Em Up | save your bullets for the real bad guys, perhaps in another game... |
| 4/10 | | 192k |
| Tail Gunner [url moved] | shoot some pretty coloured planes in 3D. fun and addictive |
| 7/10 | | 131k |
| Snowball Shivers | a bus full of school girls has become stranded in tibet. you have to save them by throwing snowballs at the abominable snowman. |
| 8/10 | | 276k |
| Sewer Surf | you're a rat surfing through the sewers on a turd, dodging puke, stools and cans, but collecting sweets. |
| 7/10 | | 119k |
| Millennium Bash | fighting game with unusual contestants. |
| 6/10 | | 221k |
| Destroids [url moved] | asteroids - the old arcade smash where you glide around shooting at boulders, which become smaller boulders and then disappear. not really with anything new added, but still a good crack. |
| 6/10 | | 121k |
| Krogbreaker [url moved] | breakout with krogs. what a krog is is never explained. |
| 5/10 | | 41k |
| Shoot The Boss [url moved] | make a body from a kit of parts and then shoot it as it moves around the office. |
| 7/10 | | 135k |
| The Patrick Swayze Flight Simulator [url moved] | be patrick swayze. have a few beers, and then try to land your cessna on patrick's movie sets. very difficult. |
| 6/10 |  | 554k |
| Spank The Monkey 3 | shoot flying monkeys which are attacking you. |
| 5/10 | | 636k |
| Brown Air Force | help recycle dog dodge the toilet paper. another classic given more life with extratainment's unique brand of humour. |
| 5/10 | | 276k |
| Short Circuit [url moved] | race a car around a computer circuit board. controlling the car takes some practice |
| 5/10 | | 158k |
| Bubble Madness [url moved] | platform game, throw bubbles at ghosts. 2 player option is 2 people sharing a keyboard, rather than over the net. 20 years ago this would have been extremely hip. |
| 5/10 | | 558k |
| Detonator | diffuse bombs. i found it impossible as he moves too slow. but it looked like a polished game and maybe i just haven't got what it takes. |
| 5/10 | | 821k |
| Falling Stars [url moved] | shoot falling stars (alas, the celestial kind) and make a wish. the copyright date on this one is 1996, which for a web based game is amazingly old. |
| 4/10 | | 39k |
| Catch A Taxi | i made this one myself, so if you think the score's inflated, that'll be why. shoot taxi's to get the queue in front of you in a cab, before you can get a taxi yourself and go home. good fun, but the music really sucks; it always did. |
| 8/10 | | 125k |
| 7th Portal [url moved] | align things and hit them. as a way to save the universe, it's unexpected. there is a long winded explanation, but i couldn't follow it. best just trust stan that what we're doing here is important. |
| 6/10 |  | 316k |
| Ufo Attack [url moved] | shoot flying saucers before they land. |
| 5/10 | | 122k |
| Action Fighter | the old arcade favourite. assault a friend or pick on a computer. punch and kick each other until one of you dies. in my view the files take much longer to download than you'd expect for the relative simplicity of game play. |
| 8/10 | | 987k |
| Drifter Racer [url moved] | drift a bit. race a bit. whiz around the track against some computer controlled cars. the controls aren't mentioned anywhere; use the arrow keys and the shift key for nitro. how you get out of the practice session remains a mystery. anyone? |
| 6/10 | | 472k |
| Bap [url moved] | breakout. the old game where you control a bat and use it to hit a ball and smash bricks in a wall. |
| 5/10 | | 123k |
| Double Trouble | quick fire puzzle game. click identical squares, as fast as you can. |
| 5/10 | | 192k |
| Pong Attack [url moved] | pong. hit a moving thing with a sliding thing. |
| 5/10 | | 200k |
| Block Madness [url moved] | tetris copy. a bit too fast from the begining to allow you the chance to get into it. |
| 6/10 | | 232k |
| Centipede [url moved] | shoot things. avoid things. if you don't want to register, just click the guest button. |
| 6/10 | | 390k |
| Guantlet | the arcade classic - shoot ghosts, collect treasure, and get through the maze. runs a bit slow when there are too many ghosts. the music gets incredibly annoying after the first ten seconds. |
| 6/10 | | 155k |
| Water Balloon Drop | drop water bombs on passers by. |
| 7/10 | | 1064k |
| Agent K | shooting range simulation. |
| 4/10 | | 424k |
| Air Hockey | like pong but faster and more exciting |
| 6/10 | | 98k |
| Air Combata [url moved] | flight simulator - a bit too slow on your average pc. |
| 6/10 | | 1085k |
| Family Food Fight [url moved] | novel shoot em up, involving throwing food at your family. if only christmas dinners were really like this. |
| 7/10 | | 146k |
| Fruitcake Of Doom [url moved] | catch your christmas dinner, but beware the fruitcake of doom! |
| 7/10 | | 214k |
| Help Santa [url moved] | give kids their presents before they have a tantrum. cute characters. |
| 5/10 | | 151k |
| Xmas Eve Panic [url moved] | seasonal platform game - try to escape from the office, rescuing co-workers as you go. |
| 7/10 | | 116k |
| Kick Osama Bin Laden | Stomp Osama Bin Laden as he appears from holes in the sand. If you are unable to do it, you can divert attention away from your failure by bombing some place where you know he\'s not. |
| 1/10 |  | 0k |
| Madnes Combat | Shoot people. Doesn\'t seem to work right for me. Could be great if it did. |
| 4/10 | | 0k |
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