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Battle Zone [url moved] old atari classic. shoot tanks and ufo's before they shoot you. thousands of pop-ups to shut, too, just to get you in the shoot-em-up mood. if you don't want to register, just click the guest button.
6/10GameSeriousClassicReflexShootingSci-Fi410k
Peanuts [url moved] scenes from classic cartoons with charlie brown, snoopy and gang.
8/10AnimationFunnyCuteClassicInnocentneeds sound card300k
Solitaire Master [url moved] before people had computers, they played with cards to amuse themselves. before we had the web, we had windows solitaire. and now we have web solitaire. why?
5/10GameLogicCard and BoardClassic252k
Jimi Hendrix - Purple Hazethe classic hendrix song combined with a not so interactive flash pop video to make something of a virtual drug trip. takes a while to download, but it's a classic song and the visuals capture something of it.
6/10Interactive AnimationSeriousMusicWeb artClassic2300k
Toon Marooneddaffy duck, bugs bunny, porky pig, sylvester, elmer fud, tweety pie and the whole looney-toons cast are stuck on a desert island. full of all the old cliches and one or two new ones. big download, but you get to push daffy duck out of an aeroplane on the
7/10AnimationFunnyClassicStrategy2144k
Frog Blender [url moved] the frog in the blender. ten speeds. one short lived frog. sadistic, but immensely popular.
6/10Interactive AnimationSickGoreyClassic384k
1 On 1 Extreme [url moved] pong lamely disguised as football, or tennis, or indoor football. but it is still pong.
5/10GameLogicReflexSportClassic156k
Astroids Deluxe [url moved] shoot asteroids, but then of course, they break into smaller asteroids, so it's even harder to avoid them. if you don't want to register, just click the guest button.
6/10GameSeriousClassicReflexShootingSci-Fi400k
Pig Pokerplay poker against other players online. the good part is you can hide your expression easily; the bad part is you can't see other people's. free registration required.
7/10GameLogicCard and BoardClassic214k
Spank-manpac man as a monkey. for anyone under 21, pacman was an arcade classic; before there were gameboys, people used to take pacman with them wherever they went. looks dated, but still fun.
5/10GameFunnyReflexClassic433k
Hostage Crisis [url moved] shoot terrorists, save hostages, you hero, you. it's a bit too slow and fiddly to be worth the effort though. if you want my advice, just pay the ransom and get on with something else.
3/10GameSeriousShootingClassicReflex93k
The Arab And The Genie [url moved] the title says it all. be careful what you wish for...free registration required.
7/10AnimationFunnyneeds sound cardClassic759k
Calvin And Hobbesthe fantastic adventures of a boy and his stuffed tiger by bill watterson. cute, original, and funny.
9/10ComicFunnyModern livingCuteClassicImaginative75k
Turd Pongpong with the bonus that the ball is brown and the bats are dogs.
6/10GameFunnyReflexClassic286k
Micro Gerbil [url moved] microwave a sarcastic rodent.
7/10Interactive AnimationSickModern livingClassicGorey751k
The Fat Slagsthe famous fat friends get a seeing to from viz's overworked cliche department.
6/10ComicFunnyGoreyModern livingClassic211k
Easter Tic Tac Toenoughts and crosses, except with bunnies and eggs. play against the computer.
6/10GameFunnyInnocentClassicGorey57k
Garfieldjim davis's masterwork about the sarcastic, lasagne eating, fat cat. great expressions.
8/10ComicFunnyClassicInnocentCute52k
Cribbage - Msncrib, the card game. requires free registration and program download. process takes 15 minutes or so.
6/10GameLogicCard and BoardClassicInnocent663k
Shuffle Puzzle [url moved] i don't think this one needs any explanation. as you'd expect from stan lee, the pictures are good, and if you're in a certain mood, you can have a lot of fun rearranging them so they look funny. you get it as a loading game with every stan lee cartoon.
6/10GameLogicPuzzleClassic70k
Excelsior 1 [url moved] the names get worse, but the games remain the same. remember the one where you land the space ship? well here it is again.
4/10GameLogicClassicReflex29k
Cheeky Invadersspace invaders, except you throw bananas at monkeys. when they eat too many bananas, they explode through obesity.
8/10GameFunnyShootingReflexClassic125k
Checkers - Msncheckers, chequers, draughts. whatever you call it, here it is. requires free registration and program download. process takes 15 minutes or so.
7/10GameLogicCard and BoardStrategyClassicInnocent125k
Two Guys On An Elephant [url moved] good (if old) gag well executed. free registration required.
7/10AnimationFunnyneeds sound cardClassic347k
Horse Race [url moved] another classic retrieved from the scrap heap for the web. bet on a horse and watch it win, or loose.
5/10GameSeriousStrategyClassic98k
Pong [url moved] it's that famous old tennis game with two lines for players and a ball that scoots between them. the original changed the world of entertainment, but this one's not going to change it back.
4/10GameLogicClassicSportReflexInnocent37k
Stress Relief Acquariumtorture a fish that doesn't deserve it. stress relief for pet shop workers.
8/10Interactive AnimationViolentClassicCute344k
Chess - Msnthe title says it all. hint - unless you're kasparov, don't play for money - you may find yourself playing a computer. requires free registration and program download. process takes 15 minutes or so.
7/10GameThought ProvokingCard and BoardStrategyClassicInnocent118k
Destroids [url moved] asteroids - the old arcade smash where you glide around shooting at boulders, which become smaller boulders and then disappear. not really with anything new added, but still a good crack.
6/10GameLogicClassicReflex121k
Blendershuffle puzzle. swap the pieces to complete the picture.
5/10GameLogicPuzzleClassicInnocent74k
Krogbreaker [url moved] breakout with krogs. what a krog is is never explained.
5/10GameLogicClassicReflex41k
Whipsaw Fighter [url moved] a fighting game where you pick your moves in advance, from a palette of 3, and then sit back and watch what happens. don't try this in the pub. or on the internet for that matter, it sucks.
3/10GameViolentStrategyClassic65k
Backgammon - Msnthe board game. play online against another netizen. you can chat to them, too. requires free registration and program download. process takes 15 minutes or so.
8/10GameLogicCard and BoardStrategyClassicInnocent539k
Snoopy [url moved] snoopy, charlie brown and gang never fail to make me smile. alas, the great charles schultz is now dead, but his work is preserved here.
9/10ComicFunnyCuteClassicInnocent55k
Southparka family favourite, even though kids probably shouldn't watch it. we love it 'cos it's funny. here you can see some classic scenes.
8/10AnimationFunnyModern livingCuteClassic452k
Brown Air Forcehelp recycle dog dodge the toilet paper. another classic given more life with extratainment's unique brand of humour.
5/10GameFunnyReflexClassic276k
Bubble Madness [url moved] platform game, throw bubbles at ghosts. 2 player option is 2 people sharing a keyboard, rather than over the net. 20 years ago this would have been extremely hip.
5/10GameLogicPlatformActionClassicReflex558k
Falling Stars [url moved] shoot falling stars (alas, the celestial kind) and make a wish. the copyright date on this one is 1996, which for a web based game is amazingly old.
4/10GameSeriousShootingClassicReflex39k
Motley [url moved] classic three frame strip about some young girls and a cat. tailor made for peanuts fans. even uses some of the same gags.
6/10ComicFunnyCuteClassicInnocent50k
Blackjack - Msnblack jack, pontoon, twenty one. whatever you call it, you know it. here it is.
6/10GameLogicCard and BoardClassicInnocent194k
Bridge - Msnthe classic card game. i won't pretend i understand it, but here it is. requires free registration and program download. process takes 15 minutes or so.
6/10GameThought ProvokingCard and BoardStrategyClassicInnocent888k
Bap [url moved] breakout. the old game where you control a bat and use it to hit a ball and smash bricks in a wall.
5/10GameLogicReflexClassic123k
Drifter Decoder [url moved] it's amazing what technological advances there have been since the seventies. computer games have evolved from being plastic boxes with flashing light sequences to remember, to drawings of plastic boxes with flashing light sequences to remember. the origi
4/10GameLogicClassicPuzzle39k
Pong Attack [url moved] pong. hit a moving thing with a sliding thing.
5/10GameSeriousReflexClassic200k
Centipede [url moved] shoot things. avoid things. if you don't want to register, just click the guest button.
6/10GameSeriousClassicReflexShooting390k
Guantletthe arcade classic - shoot ghosts, collect treasure, and get through the maze. runs a bit slow when there are too many ghosts. the music gets incredibly annoying after the first ten seconds.
6/10GameSeriousAdventureClassicShootingReflex155k
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